"Never sleep with your hackle
 under your mattress."
....CB O'Malley

"Wash/dry your kilt with like colors only."
....CB O'Malley

"Repeated violations of the dress code will result in promotion to Pipe Major."
....CB O'Malley

"Two (2) eyebrows must be worn while in Class "A" uniform."
....CB O'Malley

In all matter of dress and appearance, C.B. O'Malley is the final arbiter
....CB O'Malley